Look I’m all for people making their own choices in life….. bwahaha who am I kidding I prefer people lead their lives as I see fit.
Either way this idiot is so repugnant that I become physically ill when I think about her or see this cover. Her child will no doubt become a serial killer or a fan of Zooey Deschanel. Possibly even something more vile like an avengers fan, but the point is both her and the child need to be killed SLOWLY and painfully. Also I wouldn’t object to her entire family, friends and everyone she knows being killed as well. Simply for allowing this to go on.

LMAO! I saw this on CZ’s FB. Not sure where she got it but regardless it gives me the lulz

Nerd unity

What if the avengers all posed like the whore in the group?

I’m with the 18%

Why, when the commercials and trailers for avengers are actually better than the movie itself is everyone up on its nuts. Ugh what a massive disappointment.
It’s completely generic, boring, and uninspired. But I’m sure they’ll make Avengers II - The Mediocre Grasp for Cash
It’s as if the director said I know we should do something to stand out but instead let’s make this EXACTLY like every other goddamn superhero movie made. We’ll spice it up with generic bad guys, the standard snarky quips, and the most bland action possible!
But of course the masses lap it up like a dehydrated dog with a tepid bowl of brine water because they’re too fucking stupid to realize this is everything that sucks about Hollywood.
Fuck the Avengers and fuck any piece of shit who thought it was anything less than a massive disappointment.

Cinco de drinko!

We made the news!! WOOT Why I don’t know? So the guy had a massive stand off with police shutting down the 5 during rush hour traffic on the most congested freeway in north america. All because he murdered his wife and kids. Murder happens every day here. I know because I’m the one doing the majority of the killing. It’s nice that someone else finally lends a hand.

Best quote ever “I don’t like to work, so that’s why I became a writer.”
I would also add, I don’t like getting paid or having career prospects that’s why I majored in…. liberal arts, american literature, anthropology, sociology.
Honestly what sane person says “yo dude bro I’m totally going to major in 12th century Mongolian poetry or American literature. Normally I would say something like fucking losers what are you stupid? However in this case I will simply say that in the end, I guess it’s good people choose to be actors, musicians, writers, anthropologists blah blah blah because let’s be honest who is going to take my order and hand me my burger and fries?

When your kid, who is probably retarded inevitably fails on a test in school parents should punish their mutants by not allowing them to wear deodorant for a week.
Mean, sure but damn hilarious. And I promise they never fail again and if they do. Who gives a shit they’re retarded no one will even notice if they smell too. Everyone already expects retards to be boogery and smell like NYC in the summer.